12/31/2023 0 Comments Olympics funny moments![]() In what was maybe the kitschiest performance of the Olympics, Georgian skater Morisi Kvitelashvili danced to the Will Smith song “Friend Like Me” from the live-action Aladdin reboot decked out in full-body blue paint. HIGH: Morisi Kvitelashvili is giving Genie realness at the Figure Skating Gala SOMEONE HELP BING DWEN DWEN UP PLEASE! #WinterOlympics /tvdQNFYRHg- NBC Olympics February 19, 2022 However, the panda could not match Hanyu’s athleticism, and he fell over his feet before getting bumped to the ground again by Chinese skater Sui Wenjing. After attempting a quadruple axel earlier in the games, Bing Dwen Dwen joined Hanyu for a dance. ![]() Olympic mascot Bing Dwen Dwen gave Japanese star figure skater Yuzuru Hanyu a run for his money at the Figure Skating Gala on Sunday. HIGH: Yuzuru Hanyu gets down with Bing Dwen Dwen on the ice “It was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in.” The 50-kilometer race was shortened to 30 kilometers to protect the athletes from frostbite, but Lindholm still said that “when the body parts started to warm after the finish, the pain was unbearable.” This is not the first time Lindholm has suffered from frozen-penis syndrome a similar conundrum occurred in a cross-country skiing competition in Ruka, Finland, last year. “You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished,” Lindholm said to a Finnish media outlet February 20, per The Guardian. LOW: Finnish cross-country skier endures a different kind of blue ballsįinnish skier Remi Lindholm needed a heat pack after enduring an intense chill in the 50-kilometer mass-start skiing race for about an hour and 16 minutes … for his penis. ![]() This post will be updated as the Olympics continue. Regardless of how you feel, the Winter Olympics have slid into our TVs like a rogue camera, lost on a mountain in China. There are also the lows of another sports competition during a variant spike, which makes rooting for your favorite snowboarder (or rainbow panda) not feel quite right. From Johnny Weir’s Hunger Games–esque outfits to the Jamaica bobsled team’s return, the highs are as glamorous and cinematic as they can get in a global pandemic. Where there are numerous competitions happening in the early mornings, there are roundups to accompany them. After beginning the season on a slippery slope (literally, a camera was caught sliding down the ski slope), the Winter Olympics have returned to Beijing from February 4 to February 20 for their first stint with snowy games. Despite the rising Omicron variant and the lack of IRL coverage, 109 events are taking place this year, more than any other winter season. The Olympics have now earned their second pandemic gold medal, against the advice of many protesting the games this year.
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